Wampeters come and wampeters go

The fashionableness of your body parts.

I read this terrible article today through Feministe, with the description “No matter what your breasts look like, they are not good enough”: “The Return of the Pert Knocker: Could Small Breasts Make a Comeback”

And then Feministing linked and contrasted it with this parody: “The Return of the Petite Prick: Could Small Cocks Make a Comeback”

I’ve only read the first paragraph of the second, and I already recommend the pair, in that order, for a sigh and a laugh.