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fairy-wren:

(via 500px / Booted Rackettail (Ecuador) by Juan Carlos Vindas)

Look at his fuzzy boots! He is so fashionable!

fairy-wren:

(via 500px / Booted Rackettail (Ecuador) by Juan Carlos Vindas)

Look at his fuzzy boots! He is so fashionable!

I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess

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Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

This is basically my career plan.  Except I want to help them plan for it.

(Source: hermione-ganja)

Apr 8

Erotica Written By An Alien Horrified By The Human Body

This is hilarious and I hope it doesn’t turn you all off of sex for the rest of your lives.

Apr 8

According to a study from the University of Washington, the rift between healthy grub and junk food is wider than it’s ever been. Researchers were able to buy 2,000 calories of junk food for $3.52 — that’s an entire day’s caloric intake — where nutritious foods cost them a whopping $36 for the same 2,000 calories.

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10 Things You Didn’t Know About Food In The USA (via trashysnacks)

So, you know, STFU forever about “it’s cheaper to eat healthy LOL poor people don’t get how money works!”

(via thebicker)

(Source: maximilianyearsbc)

Apr 7
animalstalkinginallcaps:

FUCKING MONDAYS, AM I RIGHT?
DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH COFFEE IN THE WORLD TO HELP ME RIGHT NOW. I WAS UP UNTIL 4AM LOOKING AT INTERIOR DESIGN BLOGS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. I’M NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO PAINT MY APARTMENT.
THE INTERNET IS THE WORST FOR THAT KIND OF THING. ONE TIME I WENT ON WIKIPEDIA TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD’S NAME AND I ACCIDENTALLY GOT A DEGREE IN NEUROBIOLOGY.
TELL ME ABOUT IT. I WAS TRYING TO DOWNLOAD SEABISCUIT AND NOW I’M AN ORDAINED MINISTER.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

FUCKING MONDAYS, AM I RIGHT?

DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH COFFEE IN THE WORLD TO HELP ME RIGHT NOW. I WAS UP UNTIL 4AM LOOKING AT INTERIOR DESIGN BLOGS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. I’M NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO PAINT MY APARTMENT.

THE INTERNET IS THE WORST FOR THAT KIND OF THING. ONE TIME I WENT ON WIKIPEDIA TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD’S NAME AND I ACCIDENTALLY GOT A DEGREE IN NEUROBIOLOGY.

TELL ME ABOUT IT. I WAS TRYING TO DOWNLOAD SEABISCUIT AND NOW I’M AN ORDAINED MINISTER.

Apr 5

My 5-year-old insists that Bilbo Baggins is a girl.

The first time she made this claim, I protested. Part of the fun of reading to your kids, after all, is in sharing the stories you loved as a child. And in the story I knew, Bilbo was a boy. A boy hobbit. (Whatever that entails.)

But my daughter was determined. She liked the story pretty well so far, but Bilbo was definitely a girl. So would I please start reading the book the right way? I hesitated. I imagined Tolkien spinning in his grave. I imagined mean letters from his testy estate. I imagined the story getting as lost in gender distinctions as dwarves in the Mirkwood.

Then I thought: What the hell, it’s just a pronoun. My daughter wants Bilbo to be a girl, so a girl she will be. And you know what? The switch was easy. Bilbo, it turns out, makes a terrific heroine. She’s tough, resourceful, humble, funny, and uses her wits to make off with a spectacular piece of jewelry. Perhaps most importantly, she never makes an issue of her gender—and neither does anyone else.

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Bilbo Baggins is a girl: Until children’s books catch up to our daughters, rewrite them. (via daxsymbiont)

I’ll reblog this for forever

(via memymarie)

(Source: sashimigrade)

Apr 3
reasonsmysoniscrying:

"We told him that his dinosaur is blue." Submitted By: Mom K. Location: District of Columbia, United States

This is my 2nd cousin’s kid.  I haven’t met him yet, but he is adorable and not crying in most photos I’ve seen.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"We told him that his dinosaur is blue."
Submitted By: Mom K.
Location: District of Columbia, United States

This is my 2nd cousin’s kid.  I haven’t met him yet, but he is adorable and not crying in most photos I’ve seen.

Apr 1
findmomo:

Breakfast in Texas with @thuglifeforevs and @zachdriftwood #madebymomo - Hey Austin! Momo and I will be at @bookpeople tonight at 7pm to hang out and chat and get belly rubs! Come hang out k!?

I want to go but I can’t.  Also, I love this pic.

findmomo:

Breakfast in Texas with @thuglifeforevs and @zachdriftwood #madebymomo
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Hey Austin! Momo and I will be at @bookpeople tonight at 7pm to hang out and chat and get belly rubs! Come hang out k!?

I want to go but I can’t.  Also, I love this pic.

therhumboogie:

By Hari & Deepti, each of these incredible hand-cut paper diorama’s has a delicate LED light inside it to illuminate the scene perfectly, has been crafted by the artist couple. The depth and detail of each story is transformed by that tiny glowing light. 

avianrecon:

bloodwatchers-reliquary-stooges:

fat-birds:

Budgie Balancing Trick.

the Bird IS

the sAme COLour as

the

BALL

I can’t get over this